Please find the answer to the "Real Stimulus Package that works." Instead of giving $trillions of dollars to comanies and government agencies that will squander the money on lavish parties, women, bonuses, kickbacks and corruption schemes, use the following plan. You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan: There are 40 million working people in America who is over 50 years of age. Give each of them $1 million in severance pay with the following stipulations:
1) They MUST retire. 40 million job openings: Unemployement problem fixed.
2) They MUST buy a new American automoble. Auto industry problem fixed.
3) They MUST buy a house or pay off their mortgage. Mortgage / home market fixed.
If more money if needed to pay for this, just have all the Republicans and Democrat Congressmen and Senators to pay their taxes. That should do it.
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